If you cover yourself in baby oil outside and stand in a parking lot for 3 hours,
If you roll around in an antbed,
If you use poison ivy as toilet paper,
If you are standing in the middle of a firing range,
you’ll still be comfortable as long as you are wearing southern apparel.No matter where you are or what you are doing, when you wearing Southern Apparel your gonna be comfortable.
We are fully confident that any shirt purchased from Southern Apparel.com is as soft and comfortable a fit as it gets. So confident in fact, we’ll happily refund your money in exchange for your returned purchase and even buy you an equally valued competitor shirt for FREE. Guaranteed for the Life of the product, anytime any place anywhere, NO questions asked! Although, if you do have an interesting or ridiculously wack reason why you are returning your purchase, we’d love to hear why.
1. If you are one those people that doesn’t discriminate your reds from whites during laundry and you ruin your Southern Apparel shirt, we aint payin for you to not to follow the shirt washing instructions.
2. If you use your Southern Apparel shirt as a paint roller, we aint payin for that either.
Lightweight and Sofaking Soft This 3.5-ounce, cotton garment is made from the finest fabric in the south! Say no to heavy, wack, scratchy garments. This tee is super-soft, luxurious, and lightweight for a better wear. (So soft you could even sleep in this)
A Stylish, Luxurious garment You may not look like a movie star, but et least you’ll feel like one with this fit.
Your Purchase Helps Out a Good Cause A small portion of proceeds go are donated to the United Way Get Fit Kids program. Visit here to learn more.
Limited Edition Each design is available for a limited amount of time because Southern Apparel employees have the attention span of a 5 year old that just drank 3 red bulls.
Washing Instructions This shirt is made with a polyester/cotton blend, the finest fabric in the south! To keep this garment looking and fitting the best, always wash in cold water and hang to dry for best results.